Blackwell’s worst-dressed list

8. Jessica Simpson: Forget the Cowboys. In prom queen screams, can it get any worse? She’s a global fashion curse!  (Evan Agostini / Getty Images)

5. Kelly Clarkson: Her heavenly voice soars above the rest … but those belly-baring bombs are hellish at best! She may be the queen of “Proactiv” -- but that wardrobe looks downright radioactive!  (Jim Cooper / Associated Press)

2. Amy Winehouse: Exploding beehives above … tacky polka-dots below … she’s part ‘50s car-hop horror.  (Jennifer S. Altman / For The Times)

1. Victoria Beckham: Forget the fashion spice -- wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty posh can really wreck ‘em.

Britney note: For those of you who were expecting to see Britney’s name adorn the 2007 list, I felt that it was inappropriate at this time to make comment, when her personal life is in such upheaval. I hope 2008 is a better year for her.  (Frederick M. Brown / Getty Images)