TiVos shudder: Lindsay Lohan’s mom has a new show

This article was originally on a blog post platform and may be missing photos, graphics or links. See About archive blog posts.

The queen of all cougars -- fluffy-haired and feral 44-year-old Dina Lohan -- will join the Kardashians and other wastrels on E! Entertainment Television with a show called ‘Living Lohan.’ Um, why aren’t the Republicans picking on reality TV for promoting families devalued by fleeting fame? The program will debut this summer and will revolve around Dina and the rest of her brood -- mostly Ali (left), but sons Cody and Michael too. Eonline reports:
‘This is a family that knows how to roll with the punches and come out on top,’ Lisa Berger, E!’s Executive VP of Series Development, said. ‘Dina is an incredibly hard-working, passionate mom that I think our viewers will find both relatable and highly entertaining.’

Somewhere, a TiVo is crying and wishing he could drink a scotch straight up. The Rage needs one too.