PREACH IT! The lord giveth, and in the case of James Franco, he doth keep on givin’

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Sometimes one needs few words to convey a message best put in visual form. This would be one of those times.

America, we give you the photos from James Franco’s newest Gucci ads.

Upon clapping our undeserving eyeballs on the pics from this spread, our first reaction fell somewhere between Great-Googly-Moogly and Sweet-Sweetback-Would-You-Look-At-That-Young-Man-There. We’ve since moved on to a simple dead faint.

Wake us when there are more photos like this. We thank you.

And to Mr. Franco, really, seriously: Thank you.

-- Leslie Gornstein

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