Kim Kardashian wears something special to Oktoberfest

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Kim Kardashian offered up the goods -- a beer and a pretzel, of course -- at Oktoberfest 2010 on Wednesday in Munich, Germany, where she was traveling with mom Kris Jenner.

‘I love Germany, its Vonderfull here! I love z apple strudel,’ Kim said on Twitter, just hours before revealing in tweets that even though she and her mom wore them for hours, the fashionista doesn’t know the difference between a dirndl and a drindle. (A primary difference being that one thing exists and the other doesn’t.)

Kardashian and her latest beau, Miles Austin of the Dallas Cowboys, broke up recently due to geographic incompatibility. Her schedule was reportedly to blame for her split with recently injured New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush.

Given the havoc logistics seem to work on Kim’s love life, we recommend against starting up a relationship with any of those Oktoberfest boys.

-- Christie D’Zurilla

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