BRUCE’S NEW WHEELS

What is this , Bruce (Pop Eye, Dec. 15, by Steve Pond)?

Riding around in a red sports car ? My, how chic ! Whatsa matter, Brucie--bike’s in the shop? The Chevy needs new spark plugs???? HUH??????

Heavens, I wouldn’t want to suggest that the Great American Hero is a hypocrite or anything . . . but at least Rotten Johnny Lydon has some integrity. . . .

Isn’t Top 40 music great?

DOROTHY A. STEFANSKI

Los Angeles