GUISE FOR GUYS

You’ve finally done it. The layout for “Street Guise” (Style, Men’s Spring Fashion, by Michael Eisenhower, March 21) has to be the biggest put-on yet. My wife and I were in absolute stitches with each succeeding page of clown costumes.

But the crowning touch was your making up some names of people purported to have been in charge of “grooming.” Those snarling, unshaven characters had me rolling on the floor in hysterics. Shouldn’t they have been in the comics section?

WILLIAM J. WARREN

Pasadena