Hey, Maybe This Guy Should Be Commissioner

I had a dream that Paul Tagliabue took over baseball and now home runs to center field are worth two runs and runners on second base have microphones connected to their helmets to tell the batter the catcher’s signs.

Pro football is the only sport in which every season fans (and players) are forced to learn three or four new rules just to follow along.

Just leave it alone, NFL. Field goals are worth three points, kickoffs are from the 35-yard line and the quarterback can fend for himself against loud crowds and oncoming rushers.

MARK J. KIELY

Mission Viejo