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CNDRALZ EVILLE STEPP ISTUH DEFENDS ZE FAMLEE NAME

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Each word is taken from the vanity plate master list issued by the DMV.

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LIES! SLANDER! NO1 NDA FAMLEY

EVERR, EVERRR ABUZED DATGURL.

NOTT MYMOM, NOTMY SISTA,

NOTTMEE. ILOVD CNDRLAH.

WEALL DDID.

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FROM DAYONE, IADMIRE DAT SKIN

LYKBUTA, THAT FLWLISS FIGUHR,

THOS TEENSI LTLFETE, PRHAPS

SLYTLEE 2SMALLL. BUT NO1PRFK.

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ABOVALL IDID APRECI8 ZAT HELPFUL

ADDA2ED. “ILDOIT!” SHESED OVRNOVR.

AND DYD SSSSHE EVER! DUSTNN,

COOOKIN, WASHING KLOTHES, FIXENUP

DA PLUMBIN, ANNDD OPER8N HVY

EQMT WENEVER NECESRY. SHEE

WOULDE NOT LETUS LIFT ONE FINGER.

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BYDAWAY, SINDRLA GTALONG GGRRR8

WITH MYMOM2. DATZRT!

“THA WIKKID STPMTHR.”

BUT THENN, EVERYHN YAKNO

ABOUTUS IZ WRRONNG.

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MYTHE: CNDURLA OWNED NUTNBUT

APHEW STRINGY RRAGGS.

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FACT: ACTUALY SHEDID GOROUN

MOSTLY INNNN JCREW.

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MYTH: THE 2STEP SISTAHZ CHOKE

WID NVEE WHEN DAPRNCE DOTH

CHOOZE CNDRELA.

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FAK: OCNTRAR! WEWENT, “OMIGOD!

LILSIS, APRNCSS! WHAAHOO”

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OVCOORS, PRINS CHRMIN WAZ NNO

KATCH: AA YYNHYMR WTH AA

MNKYFCE ANDA MAJER FTFETSH.

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SNDRLLA USED2 DB8 GOINOUT

ONN HEROWN ALLZTYM.

“IMGOIN.” “IMSTAYN.”

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AFTER DE KOMI TAKEOVR THA

WHOLE FAIRYTL KINGDOM THINGO

KINDA WENTE PFFFT ANYWAAY.

THEREDS LOCKDUP PRYNTZ WUTSIT

AANDD CNDRRLA MOVD2AZ WV

ZKIDS. WEARE VRYVRY KLOSE. JJUST

YESTERDY ISEZ, “CIN, HON, BGD2USF,

LUZE TEN LBS. NO, 15...”

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For translation of PL8SPK, please see Page 30

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