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* Accompanied by a flourish of trumpets, the Rev. Sun Myung Moon blessed a flower-scented sea of 28,000 couples. Says Bob Mills: “In a separate ceremony, he blessed Donald Trump’s 5,000-page standard prenuptial agreement.”

* “The last Moon to bring a crowd that size to RFK Stadium was Warren.” (Jerry Perisho)

* “Newsweek says it did not intend to mislead the public when it retouched the photograph of Iowa septuplet mom Bobbi McCaughey to whiten and straighten her teeth. But critics say these touch-ups could lead readers to conclude that McCaughey lives in California.” (Johnny Robish)

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