Pint-Sized Punch Lines

* What goes, “Ha, ha, bonk”? Answer: A man laughing his head off. (Charles Tyrer, 7, Los Angeles, Curtis School)

* A dog goes in for a job interview. “Do you know computers?” the employer asks. “Yes,” says the dog. “Typing?” Of course, the dog answers. Finally, the interviewer says, “We’re looking for someone who’s bilingual.” The dog says: “Meow, meow.” (Temoor Wasim, 7, Rancho Cucamonga, Coyote Canyon Elementary)

* What did the cookie say when it went to the doctor? Answer: “I’m feeling a little crummy today.” (Alexis Stevens, 5, Upland, Cabrillo Elementary)

* What’s a frog’s favorite drink? Answer: Croak-a-Cola. (Leah Greenbaum, 7, Newport Beach, Tarbut V’Torah)

* What’s a cat’s favorite color? Answer: Purr-ple. (Jeffrey Fellows, 7, Torrance, Seaside Elementary)

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