Pint-Sized Punch Lines

* If the Getty Center had a spa, what would it be called? Spa-Getty. (Alex Soltes, 7, Bel-Air, Roscomare Road Elementary)

* Where do dogs go to bark? The barking lot. (Sara Rosenthal, 6, Pacific Palisades, Marquez School)

* Why did the bee stay late at work? He was Buzzzzzy. (Rachel Mendelson, 6, Yorba Linda, Van Buren Elementary)

* What is deaf, dumb and blind but always tells the truth? A mirror. (Fabio Flores, 9, Los Angeles, Cahuenga Elementary)

* What do you call a cat that drinks lemonade? A sour puss. (Natalie Godinez, 10, Garden Grove, Excelsior School)

* What’s the difference between an elephant and a loaf of bread? Well, if you don’t know, I’m not going to send you to the store to buy bread. (Madeline Schwarz, 6, Agoura Hills, Viewpoint School)