LAUGH LINES : Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* What did the little turtles say to their teacher? You tortoise everything we know. (Dylan Leff, 8, Irvine, Deerfield Elementary)
* What has three feet and no legs? A yardstick. (Stephanie Takahashi, 5, Palos Verdes Estates, Cornerstone School)
* What is a chicken’s worst day? Fryday. (Carly Renee Soo, 8, Buena Park, Dickerson Elementary)
* What can you put in a barrel that will make it lighter? A hole. (Kenny Krigstein, 10, Agoura Hills, Yerba Buena Elementary)
* How do you get the milk out of the Milky Way? With the Big Dipper. (Robert Belfield, 7, Irvine, Northwood Elementary)
* Why did the man throw the clock out of the window? He wanted to see time fly. (Daphna Shalom, 7, Los Angeles, Harkham Hillel Hebrew Academy)
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