Punch Lines
* What do indecisive children eat for breakfast? Cream of What. (Jack Carlson, 9, San Luis Obispo, Los Ranchos School)
* Why are potato chips so dumb? Because they’re always hanging around dips. (Brittany Herman, 10, Santa Clarita, Valley View School)
* What do you call a flying turtle? A shellicopter. (Kayla Martyn, 6, Torrance, Walteria Elementary)
* What did the mountain say to the snow? I need a coat. (Kate Ajnassian, 6, Los Angeles, Westwood Charter School)
* What did one strawberry say to the other? “If you weren’t so sweet we wouldn’t be in this jam.” (Daniel Massad, 10, Whitehouse, Texas, H.L. Higgins Intermediate School)
* What do you call two banana peels? A pair of slippers. (Amelia Rose Barabak, 7, La Crescenta, Monte Vista Elementary)
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