LAUGH LINES
On the Campaign Trail: New York Times is reporting Steven Forbes plans to sell an island he owns in order to raise money for his presidential bid. “Seems to me if the guy owns an island, why not keep the island and name yourself president of that?” (Jay Leno)
Love on the Rocks: Romance novelist Danielle Steel has separated from her fifth husband. “As she took her final few steps down the shaded walk of their palatial country estate, she felt the relentless pounding of a battered and aching heart scarred with memories of unbridled passion--memories that now must last a lifetime. She slipped into the Jaguar and drove off. It was a new day.” (Bob Mills)
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The Essential
David Letterman
What dumb guys think Pokemon is:
10. That lady that broke up the Beatles.
9. That Buddhist dude who was just in Central Park.
8. How Jamaican people say “poke.”
7. That giant turtle in those Godzilla movies.
5. Irish for “Kiss My Butt.”
4. Jack Lord’s sidekick on “Hawaii 5-0.”
3. How they pronounce “poker” at those Indian casinos.
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