Change the Channel: NBC President Scott Sassa...

Change the Channel: NBC President Scott Sassa wants the network to tone down the amount of sex on the network’s shows. “There’s something you don’t see every day in this country. A president talking about having less sex.” (Jay Leno)

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Yeah, That’s It: According to a Johns Hopkins University study, you can suffer temporary amnesia from having sex. “See, that’s why guys don’t call the next day. They forgot what happened the night before.” (Andrew Wisot)

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Cut to the Chase: In Finland, a man wants to record Elvis Presley’s “Blue Suede Shoes” in the ancient language of Sumerian. “Why not just ask Bob Dylan to sing it in English?” (Steve Voldseth)

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Hey Mom!: Supermodel Cindy Crawford is pregnant. “And you know what that means--she’s eating for one.” (Voldseth)

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Weird, Huh?: First, Jerry Hall says she is divorcing Mick Jagger. Then Rod Stewart’s wife leaves him. “What is it about young, beautiful women that makes them want to divorce craggy old rock stars?” (Voldseth)

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The Essential David Letterman

Top names for Paul Shaffer’s baby:

10. Cheech

9. Felicity

8. Tax Deduction

7. Morley Shaffer

4. Paul 2.0

3. Rupaul Shaffer

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