Meanwhile, Back on the Campaign Trail: Hillary...

Meanwhile, Back on the Campaign Trail: Hillary Clinton has resumed her listening tour of New York. “She obviously needs some help in that area. In more than six years, she must have walked by the Oval Office a thousand times and never heard a thing.” (Argus Hamilton)

From the Department of Bright Ideas: In Wisconsin, a dairy company is coming out with an alcoholic ice cream. “It comes in 12 exciting flavors, including depression and violent impulses.” (Conan O’Brien)

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The Essential

David Letterman

Lame jokes people are making to guys named Floyd:

10. “Here comes Floyd--we’d better evacuate!”

9. “I just saw you on the Weather Channel, dude!”

8. “Floyd, what are you doing here--I thought you were off the coast of the Carolinas!”

7. “Hey Floyd, how about destroying my mother-in-law’s house?”

5. “According to your girlfriend, Floyd, you’re a tropical storm at best.”

4. “Easy on the doughnuts, Floyd, you’re the size of Texas!”

3. “Hey Floyd, how’s the stormy weather up there?” (Only for tall guys named Floyd.)

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