LAUGH LINES
Fueling Around: “To give you an idea how high [gas prices] are in California, today in Hollywood, I saw a pimp on one of those Razor scooters.” (Jay Leno)
Extended Vacation: “Critics are saying because Joseph Lieberman is [Jewish], it might be a problem because he can’t work on the Sabbath. . . . Is that really a problem? He’s running for vice president. If he’s elected, he won’t have to work for four years!” (Jay Leno)
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The Essential David Letterman
Top Invisible Guy Pickup Lines
10. “Ever wanted to do it with a laboratory experiment gone awry?”
9. “Do you mean it when you say, ‘Looks don’t matter’?”
8. “What’s a nice girl like you doing here in the Victoria’s Secret dressing room?”
4. “Here’s an invisible necklace--trust me, it’s really expensive.”
2. “We haven’t met, but I watch you shower every day at the gym.”
1. “Would you like to have dinner with me and watch my food digest?”
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