TWO-MINUTE DRILL

N.Y. Giants 13, Miami 10: England’s favorite part of the American game? The tee.

Detroit 16, at Chicago 7: It seems like the last time Lions were 5-2, George Plimpton was on the team.

at Tennessee 13, Oakland 9: An irate Al Davis sues Vince Young for not staying in school.

Cleveland 27, at St. Louis 20: Hey, the Rams and the L.A. NFL team have the same number of wins this season.

Philadelphia 23, at Minnesota 16: Slowly but surely, Donovan McNabb is playing like his old self.

Pittsburgh 24, at Cincinnati 13: We’re guessing that Bengals Coach Lewis never goes “all in” in poker.

Indianapolis 31, at Carolina 7: Colts must be the least-noticed 7-0 team in NFL history.

Buffalo 13, at N.Y. Jets 3: Struggling Jets call Yankees, ask for Joe Torre’s number.

Jacksonville 24, at Tampa Bay 23: Quinn Gray should retire now and finish his career undefeated.

at San Diego 35, Houston 10: Think Marty Schottenheimer is happy about the Chargers’ turnaround?

New Orleans 31, at San Francisco 10: Gee, all that off-season spending really paid off for the 49ers.

at New England 52, Washington 7: A confused Joe Gibbs is still waiting for the caution flag to go up.

Open date: Arizona, Atlanta, Baltimore, Dallas, Kansas City, Seattle.