Hollywood Headlines: a crazy week in review

Paris Hilton. Come here. Listen. If you’re going to tell a story to the cops, you should probably stick to one version -- preferably the first. Because if you don’t, that’s what starts inviting nasty conjecture -- and none of us want that. To everyone else who’s reading this, we’re talking about Hilton’s changing story of the purse that contained the cocaine. Or the gum. Or the fact that it wasn’t her purse, she was holding it for a friend. Or whatever. One thing we know for certain is that she was arrested in Vegas this summer. She was also banned from the Wynn. And then, Japan.  (AFP / Getty Images)

Michael Douglas let out some very personal info on Letterman the other night when he talked about his throat cancer. It was revealed recently that Douglas was diagnosed with a walnut-sized tumor at the base of his tongue -- and he’s been undergoing some strict chemo. We’ve got the video of Michael discussing it with Dave, and the ins and outs of one of the most horrible battles anyone has to face. Our thoughts are with you, Michael.  (John Paul Filo / Associated Press)

You know you’ve made it when there’s a waxwork figure of you -- and Rihanna‘s happy to know she’s made the Madame Tussaud’s museum in Washington, D.C. Never has a woman made from ear wax looked so good...of course, we didn’t stop to Google how they make those things, so bear with us. It’s the kind of work that Chris Brown would probably love to stare at for days and days.  (Dave Allocca / Associated Press)

This could possibly be the biggest rock fight of the new century. In one corner, the very lithesome Taylor Swift. In the other, Black Crowes singer Chris Robinson. The bell signals Round 1. And oh! Robinson comes out swinging, spitting out, “She might be cute but she’s horrible.” And where does that leave Swift? She’s not doing anything. And here comes Robinson again with a swift uppercut, “I find it embarrassing that adults are like, ‘Taylor Swift is very talented.’ She’s not.” Ooh! The crowd is on their feet! And Swift...Swift is...Well..um...Looks like she’s minding her own business. Round 1 to Swift. Click for Round 2 of the thrilling Robinson vs. Swift.  (Robert F. Bukaty / Associated Press)

The rapper T.I. (known to his mom as Clifford Harris) and his wife Tameka Cottle were arrested on suspicion of drug possession. He’s now heading off to Atlanta, where his probation officer is most likely tapping his/her foot as we speak, sighing just loud enough to be heard. T.I. is already on probation through 2013 for federal weapons charges. Oh, T.I. You’re just too much. Click for T.I.’s TMI. More details on T.I.’s troubles.  (Rick Diamond / Getty Images)

It’s another month, which means another Lady Gaga cover. This one goes to V magazine and their salute to NYC -- which means Lady Gaga gets to do her version of the Statue of Liberty. Accompanied by designer Marc Jacobs, Gaga lets her hair make the statement, dressed up as it is to resemble the original lady’s crown. Click for the Gaga cover pic.  (Ethan Miller / Getty Images)