Giovanni Ribisi, Agyness Deyn get married oh so quietly

Giovanni Ribisi and Agyness Deyn were right in line with the “Girls” season finale last weekend, staging a surprise wedding -- a la Jessa and that guy with the $10,000 rug -- when nobody really knew they were dating in the first place.

(By “nobody,” of course, we refer to the public, celeb-watching “nobody,” of which the Ministry is a proud member)

The “Ted” actor and model Deyn were spotted Friday at the L.A. County Registrar’s East L.A. Branch by the general manager of Crown City Media, who was queued for an official birth certificate while the celeb couple stood next to her in line for a marriage license.

“I asked if the two had been together for a while,” Tammy DeVine wrote on the Crown City News blog, “and they looked at each other and kind of smiled, and he vaguely said ‘A while.’”

DeVine had noticed Ribisi, whom she recognized, while he was “passionately kissing” Deyn, whose identity she didn’t learn till later. And sure enough, the smooching was a sign of things to come: Ribisi’s publicist confirmed the nuptials to several outlets Thursday.

“Agyness Deyn and Giovanni Ribisi quietly married in Los Angeles over the weekend,” the rep told E! News.

So there you have it. Sometimes celebrities are just like us. Or at least like the girls on HBO.

Follow Christie D’Zurilla on Twitter and Google+. Follow the Ministry of Gossip @LATcelebs.