SHRINK FLICKS

Tom Pontac

Pretty Woman 2

Draws near

With Julia Roberts,

Richard Gere

Julia, blushing

Almost bride,

Shuns the altar,

Runs to hide

From the marriage bed

She’s dreading

As she three times

Flees her wedding

Gere, who here is

Syndicated,

Needs his column

Vindicated

By ubiquitously

Heading

To our heroine’s

Fourth wedding

Ends up taking

Her to altar

Sees her hesitate,

Then falter,

Turn and spurn this

Fate she’s shunning

Leaves guest and groom

Out of the running!

In the end though

Love gets sated

As they finally

Get mated

Saddled up

In wedded bliss

Side by side

The lovers kiss

Each one flashing

Smiles and dentures

Through this movie’s

Misadventures

TOM PONTAC is a Huntington Beach resident who reviews movies in verse

form.