“My hostess told me to call...

“My hostess told me to call 911 because Josh’s was smoking.”

-- Dan Williams,

“We cater to all animals big and small. But during the fair,

they’re mostly big.”

-- Jenni Engelstad,

“I mean, if you look at the top of the charts, Eminem is huge, but

how do you parody Eminem? His videos are almost like Weird Al videos

to begin with.”

-- Weird Al Yankovic,

“It taps into our resources because obviously when something like

this comes about, we have to drop what we’re doing and divert a lot

of resources to this.”

-- Lt. Tom Curtis

“You can’t out psyche us, habeas ficus is what we’ll plead for.”

-- Gabe Green,

“This is about much more than the car thing or an RV thing.... It

is not so much a movement to defend our hobbies, but saying to the

city ‘Hey, what goes on in my backyard is my business.”

-- Mitch Barrie,

“It always seemed like a point that was impossible to reach..”

-- Bonnie McKinzie,