One season, Newport Beach, er, Redondo Beach,...

One season, Newport Beach, er, Redondo Beach, er, Malibu -- aw, who

knows ... The scintillating, sultry late-night Fox drama named after

our little old county, tucked behind the Orange Curtain ... It’s

allegedly based in Newport Beach and follows the life of a juvenile

delinquent from Chino -- “Eeeewwww” ... There has yet to be one

episode without a fistfight or drunken teen party, kinda like every

day here, right? ... The less-than-flattering depiction of Newport

residents has not gone unnoticed ... If you didn’t know before, “This

is how we do it in Orange County” ... Unranked last year