Let’s rid Newport of noise

I feel sorry for all the residents on and near the bay who have the

noise pollution from the barking sea lions.

As a resident on the sand on 55th Street, we have noise pollution

from the beachgoers year round, and it can be very annoying.

The City Council’s decision to shut down the white sea bass

habitat to solve the sea lion noise problem on the bay is ingenious.

Without any question in my mind, I am convinced this is the

ultimate answer to this noise issue. I feel fortunate to be a part of

this fine community.

What could be their plans to stop the noise pollution for us

residents here in the surf zone? Let’s take a few guesses.

* Put in fake jellyfish year round?

* Learn how to create red tide?

* Divert our sewer system to dump directly at the river jetty?

* Cancel all the surf competitions (about eight per year)?

* All the above?

TOD CURRY

Newport Beach