The Times’ NBA rankings
THANKS-A-LOT
1. MIAMI (50-14) Heat would qualify for NCAA tournament on strength of winning streak alone. (1)
2. SAN ANTONIO (51-16) Dept. of Labor inquiring about extra days off for Tim Duncan, Kawhi Leonard. (2)
SHOUT OUTS!
3. OKLAHOMA CITY (49-17) Stars sitting out so many fourth quarters they’ll need refresher before playoffs. (3)
4. DENVER (45-22) Equating Dwight Howard to Kosta Koufos a while back an unintended compliment. (4)
5. MEMPHIS (44-21) Grizzlies and Clippers could be headed for another epic first-round matchup. (6)
6. CLIPPERS (45-21) Team that once had NBA’s best record could become biggest disappointment. (5)
7. INDIANA (40-26) Pacers aren’t Fab even with Paul George, George Hill playing well against Lakers. (7)
8. NEW YORK (38-25) Daylight savings time ushers in desperate hours for badly slumping Knicks. (8)
9. BROOKLYN (38-27) There’s no faking portrayal of Kris Humphries in season of harsh reality. (9)
CARAMEL DE LITES
10. GOLDEN STATE (37-30) Warriors’ playoff outlook goes from doubts of seed to seeds of doubt. (10)
11. ATLANTA (36-29) F. Lee Bailey wouldn’t even take on defense of Dahntay Jones. (11)
12. LAKERS (35-32) Kobe Bryant’s body parts are sponsored by Cyberdyne Systems. (13)
13. CHICAGO (36-29) Bulls exhibit split personality with 42-point loss, 18-point win in two-day span. (12)
14. HOUSTON (36-30) Rockets must get lucky on seven-game homestand to retain playoff spot. (15)
15. BOSTON (36-29) Refrain in playoffs could be “Help me Rondo! Help, help me Rondo!” (14)
16. UTAH (34-32) Cruel intentions? Timing of Raja Bell’s release guarantees no playoffs. (16)
17. MILWAUKEE (32-32) Bucks wonder whether Heat will lose again before likely first-round matchup. (17)
18. DALLAS (31-34) Chris Kaman lecture series: “How to handle playing two minutes as NBA starter.” (19)
19. PORTLAND (31-34) Blazers to Raymond Felton: Don’t blame us for being out of shape last year. (18)
THIN MINTS
20. TORONTO (26-40) At least with Andrea Bargnani out for the season he can no longer disappoint. (20)
21. PHILADELPHIA (25-40) Underwriters mine fine print in Andrew Bynum insurance policy for bowling clause. (21)
22. MINNESOTA (22-41) Ricky Rubio’s triple-double is rare respite for fans doubling down on distress. (23)
23. WASHINGTON (23-42) When Jan Vesely sits out, his fantasy owners mark it as DNP—Whew. (26)
24. SACRAMENTO (23-43) Seattle fans curiously join wait list to watch DeMarcus Cousins next season. (28)
25. DETROIT (23-45) At this point, Pistons would sign 51-year-old Isiah Thomas to 10-day contract. (22)
26. CLEVELAND (22-44) Luuuke! The impossible can happen if Cavs re-sign resurgent Luke Walton. (25)
27. NEW ORLEANS (22-44) Hornets don’t even get brotherly love as Brook Lopez dunks on Robin. (24)
28. PHOENIX (22-45) Goran Dragic wonders why he didn’t get video tribute in return to Houston. (27)
29. ORLANDO (18-48) Dwight Howard says hello to Magic fans, possibly goodbye to Hack-a-Howard. (29)
SHORTBREAD
30. CHARLOTTE (14-52) Ben Gordon showing he still has bounce in games as well as shoot-arounds. (30)
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