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The NBA and Nike really ask a lot of their jerseys.
According to a news release Thursday to go along with the unveiling of the 2022-23 City Edition uniforms, those items of clothing are expected to:
— “Represent the stories, history and heritage that make each NBA franchise unique;”
— Honor “the bonds between court, community and culture;”
— “Help break down barriers;”
— “Bring people together;”
— “Build community;”
Lakers’ LeBron James exited during the fourth quarter against the Clippers with left leg soreness and will undergo imaging on the injury Thursday.
— “And expand sport for a new generation.”
Wow. That’s a lot of pressure to place on some cloth and thread.
But most NBA fans probably don’t think about that stuff too much when they pluck down their cash for a jersey — they just want to support their teams and look good doing it. And that’s the spirit of this list — ranking the unis from worst to best based solely on the eyeball test, with no thought given to the background of the design, team history or whatever.
Some teams really went all out and produced some fun, thoughtful, unique, fashionable outfits any player or fan would be psyched to wear. Others tried to do some of those things and failed to varying degrees. And some teams clearly had better things to do with their time.
Here’s how they rank (the Utah Jazz do not have a City Edition uniform; all quotes are from the Nike/NBA news release):
“Los Angeles is a city where artists know how to transform a blank page into a world of possibility — and that’s the spirit behind this year’s Lakers Nike NBA City Edition uniform.
“Rather than including details that tell a story, the uniform has been intentionally stripped back to its most simple design. So unlike in years past, the uniform is not the story — it’s a vehicle to tell the stories behind individual Changemakers around Los Angeles.”
LOL. Sounds like someone forgot their art project was due today ...
So apparently if you squint really hard and place your nose right up on the chest of someone wearing this apparently black jersey, you will see “a metallic gray accent, evoking a suit of armor.” Way too much work.
The Bucks have one of the NBA’s best logos. Use it!
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Another one that requires too much work to see anything unique about it (in this case, some cherry blossoms).
Supposedly, the city’s Municipal “Y” symbol has been worked into this design. But this is an eyeball test, and the only thing these eyeballs see is a boring Bulls jersey.
Cool idea, but “City of Brotherly Love” is a bit long to fit neatly onto a jersey.
They tried. They really, really did. On this list, that counts for something.
Nothing fancy, but nice.
Nice, but nothing fancy.
The Rev. Al Sharpton, who was accused of antisemitism in the 1990s, said it’s important to hold Nets star Kyrie Irving and others accountable.
Tidy tribute to Bill Russell.
Snazzy.
Even snazzier.
A wearable conversation piece.
Basically a sleeveless soccer jersey. There’s probably a market for that.
Why is this so high on the list? “THE LAND”
Why is this so low on the list? “THE LAND”
“Bringing back last year’s design, this year’s Houston Rockets Nike NBA City Edition uniform reminds Rockets fans of the rich history of the franchise while pushing the team into the future.”
In other words, “we forgot too.”
Every jersey will have a unique color pattern. Cool idea.
Simple but classic.
The return of fans to stadiums and arenas across Southern California has bolstered a revival of the hospitality industry.
“CLT” obiously stands for Cool-Looking Threads.
The Jean-Michel Basquiat style always works, although maybe a little harder to see this time.
A tribute to rapper Big Sean, just a nice-looking jersey.
Peachy.
Groovy.
Mardi Gras colors make these extra festive.
Always loved this look. And even more fun — fans can customize their jerseys with 12,656 (!!!) possible font combinations.
First time the Kings have had gray unis — very slick.
Great, clean look. Love it.
Now this L.A. team actually tried. So many nice touches, including nods to Drew League basketball and the Watts Towers.
A work of art by Bay Area artist Allison Hueman. The rose is said to represent “women who change the game and lead fearlessly.” Just spectacular.
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