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30 things we learned from Charley

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Compiled by Sentinel Staff

It’s been exactly a week since we woke up to Charley’s aftermath. And in that time we have been taught some lessons about unpredictability, preparedness, heat, phones, power, human nature -- and maybe some other things we hadn’t thought of until now . . .

  • Water is comfort food. But 3-day-old Cheetos are too.

  • We shouldn’t complain about all the “useless” tools in the garage -- we actually DO need a generator.

  • You can’t spell “priceless” without I-C-E.

  • Shadow animals on the wall -- still fun!

  • It’s your God-given right to sit on your back porch and eat Chinese takeout by candlelight in your underwear.

  • You can use your washing machine as a cooler.

  • No matter how hard the wind blows, roadside campaign signs will survive.

  • Cell phones: Breaking up isn’t hard to do.

  • Water from the shower is much colder than water from the kitchen sink -- and tastes just as bad.

  • AA and D are the only alphabet we need.

  • There’s a plus side to having nothing in the refrigerator.

  • You should never admit to having power at your house in the presence of co-workers or neighbors who don’t.

  • Even after all these years, it can be nice to spend time with Col. Mustard in the ballroom with the lead pipe.

  • Chain saw-wielding men are nothing to be afraid of.

  • When house-hunting, look for closets with lots of legroom.

  • SUVs are the best makeshift tents on the market.

  • An oak tree on the ground looks four times as big as one standing up.

  • The four-way stop is still an ingenious reflection of civility.

  • Getting through the day should be an Olympic event.

  • The movie theater can be a most pleasant place, even if the feature is Alien vs. Predator.

  • Radio can be the best way to watch television.

  • Air conditioning: Best invention ever.

  • Candlelight is better than Botox -- it takes years off your appearance.

  • Lake Eola can generate waves.

  • Gasoline is a value at any price.

  • The need for your dog to go out and take care of business is proportional to the severity of the storm.

  • The lifeblood of any disaster recovery is coffee.

  • Downed power lines make an excellent security system.

  • Somebody’s got it worse

  • Somebodoy’s got it better. Obviously, they’re getting preferential treatment.
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